Martin Van Buren is America's Gremlin
RICHARD M NIXON IS THE TERMINATOR WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Mark Twain Owned the World's First Nuclear Arsenal
I AM NOT WARREN G. HARDING
JOHN TYLER WAS VERY TALL
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